As we are less than 24 hours away from the NBA trade deadline, of course, rumors are flying about the impending trade involving future former Phoenix Sun, Amare Stoudemire. Suns fans may have trouble understanding the mindset of Suns GM Steve Kerr and majority owner Robert Sarver.
Exclusive to this blog, we have uncovered exactly how the Suns have come to their current situation. It is detailed below. Prepare to be amazed.
Title:
Robert Sarver’s and Steve Kerr’s blueprint to win an NBA Championship
Current Team Situation:
Phoenix Suns are in 6th place playoff position in the Western Conference.
Evaluation and Goal:
Unsatisfactory—Suns should be in 1st place on the way to winning a Championship!
Current Player Situation:
Amare Stoudemire, leading scorer, rebounder, and shot blocker at 21.2 ppg, 8.6 rpg, 1.0 blk.
Evaluation and Goal:
Unsatisfactory—Stoudemire should be averaging 30.0 ppg, 14.0 rpg, 3.0 blk!
Current Player Salary Situation:
Amare Stoudemire has asked for an extension less than the max.
Evaluation and Goal:
Still too much—Stoudemire should only be paid as much as Boris Diaw!
Action Items:
Trade Amare asap!
Best 8 Players to Target and Their Statuses:
- Lebron James, free agent player option but not interested in Suns
- Dwayne Wade, free agent player option but not interested in Suns
- Chris Bosh, free agent player option but not interested in Suns
- Joe Johnson, free agent but not interested in Suns (been-there-done-that)
- Carlos Boozer, free agent but not interested in Suns
- Shaquille O’Neal, free agent but Suns not interested (been-there-done-that)
- J.J. Hickson, AVAILABLE!
- Mario Chalmers, Quentin Richardson, Daequan Cook, Dorell Wright and draft picks (TREAT THIS COMBO AS ONE PLAYER), AVAILABLE!
There you have it. When you read that the Suns are considering their best possbile options in trading Amare, you know that they are speaking from the heart.
Okay, the Suns will trade Amare today or tomorrow. They will take whatever they can get because something is better then nothing. The fans will be very unhappy because getting rid of Amare is the team throwing in the towell on this season. The Suns slip from the playoff picture. Earl Clark steps into Amare’s position and averages 30 ppg. Then the Suns trade him to Sacramento for a third round draft choice. The fans trade Steve Kerr for Brian Colangelo and Robert Sarver for Michael Jordan. Jordan pays Sarver 50 million for the team since that is all it’s worth now. We all wake up on Friday and Amare is still with the Suns.
There is no better option for Amare. Pay him his money if you want the remaining fans to keep their seats. Trade Amare for a nobody and the fans will say bye bye, including me.
How is LeBron ring chasing when the only reason Miami is a contender is because they have LeBron?